Stupid Criminals

Instagram Selfies result in 142 Criminal Felony Counts
19-year-old Dupree Johnson decided it would be a great idea to document his stash of stolen loot on Instagram.

He now finds himself behind bars and facing 142 felony counts thanks to his sharing habit. His rap sheet already included felony convictions for grand theft, burglary, and felony possession of a firearm.

Photos posted to his now closed account showed him flaunting his collection of guns, jewels, and drugs which gave the police enough reason to acquire a search warrant.

When they arrived at Johnson’s home, they found a quarter million dollars in stolen goods and enough evidence to label him the “ring leader” in dozens of Palm Beach senior center burglaries. According to news reports, when the police asked him his occupation, he replied “thief.”
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UK Thief traps himself in crashed Porsche after filming himself stealing it
A thief who filmed himself behind the wheel of a stolen Porsche has been jailed after being found trapped inside the totalled car.

Jamie Lee Sharp stole the keys to a Porsche Boxster during a burglary in Gloucester. The 25-year-old then filmed himself ringing up friends to brag about the vehicle.

Jamie Lee Sharp
Sharp and his accomplice, 26-year-old James Honeywell, stole a television and several small items from the house. Sharp later crashed the Porsche into a wall in the city and was unable to escape the vehicle. Honeywell managed to flee the scene.

The pair were jailed on Tuesday with Sharp receiving a four year jail sentence while Honeywell was jailed for 35 months.

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Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd wasted no time taking a jab at a career criminal who had taunted him on Facebook. Sheriff Judd took to Facebook Friday to announce the arrest of Cedric Carr, of Mulberry, in a slightly different way.

“It’s not usually a good idea to taunt the Sheriff’s Office on Facebook. Yes Cedric Carr, we stopped your show…” wrote Sheriff Judd on Facebook.

On March 9, detectives with the Polk County High Intensity Drug Trafficking Task Force arrested 26-year-old Cedric Carr. Police followed up on a lead about Carr, who was wanted for several felony warrants and believed to be selling meth.

Carr is facing 14 charges, ranging from possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, to grand theft auto. He has been arrested 14 times in Polk County, has 15 felonies, and 14 misdemeanors. He also spent time in Florida State Prison two times.

Cedric Carr

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Brent Faud Shaker, 39, pointed a gun at the tellers and made off with money that had been outfitted with a dye pack. It exploded, releasing a red cloud of dye that followed Shaker's SUV as he fled the scene. Later, when deputies tracked him to his home for an arrest, they found scrub marks on his forearms where Shaker tried to remove it.
Walker Newton Hobbs, 42, hit three banks near his Bonita Springs home with the same modus operandi: flashing a handwritten note before taking off in his own car, the license plates obscured by a bag. A tipster said Hobbs had confessed the crimes to him, bragging about his getaway methods.
Michael Baker posted a photo to Facebook of himself siphoning gas from a local police car. It didn't end well.
Rezwan Hussain panicked when police called at his home and threw bags of heroin and cocaine out of an attic window ... which landed at the feet of officers outside. John Stevens, 25, broke into Rumwood Cricket Club, in Maidstone, Kent, wrote "Can't Catch Me" on the wall and was caught after his fingerprints were found on the marker pen he used.
A knife-wielding Paul Neaverson, would-be bank robber, came unstuck when he ordered a cashier to pay money directly into his own account.
Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller were arrested in Iowa after two men tried to break into an apartment with fake beards and "masks" scrawled on their faces.

Dorian Walker-Gaines, 20, and Dillian Thompson, 22 stole an iPad and then used the device to take celebratory “selfie” photos that were automatically uploaded to the victim’s iCloud account.
Mark Plavecki, 32, a Georgia man was arrested by three separate police agencies in the last week. Police say Plavecki sent a photo of his penis to a 14-year-old relative of his girlfriend.

John Mogan, 28, and Ashley Duboe, 24 were arrested for robbing an Ohio bank after posting photos to Facebook showing them posing with stacks of cash in the days following the crime.



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Police are looking for a man who broke into an office in Toronto's Liberty Village stole some electronics and, um, tried to gift wrap a ping pong table.

The break and enter happened at 2:30 am and was captured on video. Footage shows him trying to gift wrap a full-size ping pong table. He got away with a number of Apple laptops and a Microsoft tablet.

Joshua K. Pinney tried to commit identify theft while sporting what may be the worst disguise ever. Cops say he was trying to impersonate the man whose picture appeared on a driver's license he had stolen.
Christopher Sharp faked being a Sheriff's deputy for 6 months in an effort to impress his girlfriend. He really worked at Pizza Hut, but police say he would leave home every morning in a stolen deputy's uniform, then don the uniform again before coming back.

Joseph Lawrence Borowiak claimed he was royalty before trying to steal a pack of Marlboros from a 7-Eleven. He is charged with strong-arm robbery and resisting arrest after allegedly wrestling a store clerk over a pack of cigarettes. Borowiak reportedly stated, "The king doesn't pay for cigarettes."